Now I am sure you’re wondering
What Bella did each day;
While you were up at Indian Arm
At home she didn’t stay.
On Saturday she went to space
In search of fashion trends;
Although the stores weren’t up to much
She made some starfish friends.
She swam across a tranquil sea
Under the starry skies;
Around and round the moon she went
She never saw sunrise.
She cloned a pig with Pegasus
So that the pig could fly;
She flew it to the sun and back –
It didn’t crispify.
She starred on Sunday’s Muppets Show
When they were out on tour;
Miss Piggy tried to upstage her,
They settled for a draw.
She read a Song of Ice and Fire
Then wrote the last two books;
She made sure dragons ruled the world
As barbecuing cooks.
She rode upon a unicorn
That thought it was the last;
But Bella found its family
Within the sea amassed.
On Monday Bella brokered peace
Across the Middle East;
She solved their problems with her purrs,
Hostilities then ceased.
She fought Medusa, Gorgon Queen,
With hissing snakes for hair;
But Bella wasn’t petrified,
She froze it with her stare.
She learned the truth of alchemy
Transmuting gold from lead;
She made her fortune, piled it high,
She used it as her bed.
So now you know what Bella did
While you were up the creek;
She’s really very tired now –
She might just sleep the week.
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