Westeros Bastards: Waters

There was an old Goldcloak named Waters,
Survivor of multiple slaughters;
He lived through wildfires
And Aerys’ pyres
But died at the hands of his daughters.

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Westeros Bastards: Snow

1.

There was a young bastard named Snow
Who wanted to put on a show;
He jumped from the Wall,
The ground broke his fall,
It turned out he wasn’t a Crow.

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2.

There was a young bastard named Snow
Who thought he could fly like a Crow
He jumped from the Wall,
The ground broke his fall,
The Wildlings enjoyed his short show.