My passport, money, mobile – check;
Our bags all packed it’s time to trek
Way out into the great unknown
Where on the map no lands are shown.
Just a warning: “Here be dragons”,
The type a good adventurer shuns.
We’ll take some swords though, just in case,
We meet a dragon face to face;
Our blades will flash, a head will roll,
A selfie, then on with our stroll.
That’s why we’re out here after all:
To post stuff on our Facebook wall.